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	Computer Sayings

tabsey

12-9-2007 8:28 AM

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humour/reality

tabsey says:

Bought a smile to my dial.

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12-9-2007 2:41 PM

Jorjor

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - thise who understand binary and those who don't.

12-10-2007 12:50 AM

vickybaranwal

nice

12-10-2007 8:37 AM

tabsey

Love it Jorjor.

12-10-2007 9:32 AM

Lifestar

*ROFL*

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