9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole


	9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

tabsey

11-29-2007 6:47 AM

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Takes all kinds!

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11-29-2007 1:51 PM

rfnajera

Wow... That... That doesn't sound like Jesus.

11-29-2007 4:34 PM

kkcapricorn

"Oh what a wonderful world..."

11-30-2007 4:56 AM

swampfoxz

Another great find.

12-20-2007 5:47 PM

fitnessandstretching

lol! funny pics!

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/70394ec7-77ce-4ac5-827c-d03044384df0/039B8083-82C8-44F0-BF16-F59CC80E3532/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html" href="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.themishmash.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>1. You wildly overstate your case.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/FA0C03CA-4B10-4815-9AED-9F460F09D362" alt="Overstate" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>2. You act as if the rules don't apply to you.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/A48FFF92-89B7-4025-A9B0-ADE0FE4EE44C" alt="4x4" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>3. You preemptively tell others to fuck off.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/F56209D1-99D5-4969-8417-AAE5E2CE3330" alt="Fyou" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>4. This is your idea of holiday cheer:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/3A10E08E-0AA5-4F26-BCD4-1B6CF5B26F88" alt="Sign" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>5. You really believe it's that simple.
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/4C82F52C-BDB8-4F07-977A-9BB78F165985" alt="Bumper" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>6. Rather than the pedestrian 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/3F77757C-B350-4840-8C91-20E5431350B0" alt="Bite" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>7. You have a five year old do your dirty work.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/08DB3A4A-6F39-445B-BC8D-8823654C0605" alt="Kid" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>8. You think you have all the answers.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/F5E3FEBD-D8C4-49E8-B0E2-5A97FFFEFF50" alt="Whoa" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><P>9. One obnoxious purchase is not enough.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/8-telltale-sign.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.themishmash.com/img/D086CFE8-ADCC-4A2D-AE1E-841784B2F8CF" alt="Excess" /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/039B8083-82C8-44F0-BF16-F59CC80E3532/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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