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	Christ on a bike!
CrazyRedHead
11-30-2007 10:29 AM
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christmas, christianity, kitsch, funny, religion
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11-30-2007 11:29 AM
thisnamecantbetaken
Holy toast!
12-13-2007 8:48 AM
monizle
dont be such a blasphemer, i dont like church much either, bit i dont make fun of it
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/a082094f-b8ac-47f9-a28e-8e14772c6155/04B03A96-4CC3-4588-9219-9AF853708E89/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/07_christ_bike.html" href="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/07_christ_bike.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.shipoffools.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/07_christ_bike.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.shipoffools.com/img/FE408B9B-6407-44CA-95AC-64988B462C35" alt="christ on a bike" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/07_christ_bike.html">Christ on a Bike</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/07_christ_bike.html"><DIV>
Riding into town on a donkey was all very well in the days of sandals and wearing tea towels on your head. But today the Messiah who wants to make an impression needs something a bit more. Like a chopper.</DIV></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/08_pope_cologne.html" href="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/08_pope_cologne.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.shipoffools.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/08_pope_cologne.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.shipoffools.com/img/AB5AC60B-D218-452E-A3E6-4D99B49E6B1F" alt="the popes cologne" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/08_pope_cologne.html">The Pope's Cologne</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/08_pope_cologne.html"><DIV>
Which of us, hand on heart, has never thought, "I wish I could smell like a Pope"?</DIV></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/11_holy_toast.html" href="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/11_holy_toast.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.shipoffools.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/11_holy_toast.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.shipoffools.com/img/FD857945-067F-4A59-93F9-97B95B14709A" alt="holy toast" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/11_holy_toast.html">
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