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	Hallelujah!

AtlLiberal

8-11-2008 5:58 PM

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humor, science, satire

AtlLiberal says:

Finally a ray of hope in the God forsaken science blasphemies. I'll pray that you stay on the earth.

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8-12-2008 9:30 AM

JohnWaterman

Intelligent falling!

8-12-2008 11:48 AM

dna last mark

utter bullshit. I saw a small report on this and still find it more desturbing than some of the hobbies of Jack the ripper.

8-12-2008 12:19 PM

JohnWaterman

The Onion is satire

8-12-2008 1:05 PM

jamesgrimes

lol

8-12-2008 5:35 PM

tanyamm

That Onion, gets some every time.

8-21-2008 8:00 PM

Jorjor

My computer works because tiny angels push the electrons through the chips, like mice in a maze.

8-21-2008 8:55 PM

AtlLiberal

Oh, I'm jealous now. I'm limping along with last years gnome computer.

8-24-2008 12:50 AM

jmjoness

I don't know whether to cry or laugh. Amazing...

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