I love power tools! ... does that make me one of the guys?

Maybe we could get Arnie to come out of film retirement to do a portrayal of Jesus....

After all, that legendary saying that Arnie is famous for could be true...

Jesus on the Cross...

Delete.. forgive them blah, blah, blah,

Insert.. "I'll be back"

Good idea! We should hold auditions! I'd like to see Sylvester Stallone play the part. The whole "They drew first blood" thing kind of goes down well with the whole crucifixion theme.

Hmm... maybe we should make him more wholesome though. How about like "Charles Ingalls" from Little House on the Prairie? He sweats. He has a gun. He's a nice guy... but that would mean he would have to be married to Mary Magdalene (aka Caroline) and have kids... that won't do.

Okay... let's just start by giving Jesus a haircut. Maybe just a makeover and a fashion change will make him "manly" enough.

(New shoes are a must, Jesus. Shoes say a lot about a man. Just a tip, big guy )

I'll bet Jesus was a gorgeous hunk of His day. Remember, He was a carpenter until He was 30 years old. Plenty of time to build of few muscles.

I love the smell of sawdust! Who else? How about Sean Penn? I like him. Too short maybe? What man would be man enough to be Jesus? Not Jesus himself at least. Maybe since Jesus is so sissy, we should choose a female for the part just for shock effect?

I love a women who digs sawdust..lol

New and improved Jesus
http://www.mrdeity.com/

Not a bad looking guy.

You know who would have made a good female Jesus back in her heyday?

None other than Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter.

That long black hair, blue eyes, strong jaw line. Do we have a winner?

Great link Laceym. Thanks.

repackage to widen your market
http://www.godmen.org/index.html
Myth remaking.
looks like Rove, neocons and dittoheads could use this to shore up political support for corporate war mongering

*LOL* TN, I love power tools too!