11 VERY Twisted Clowns - You'll Still Laugh...


	11 VERY Twisted Clowns - You'll Still Laugh...

BartendingBear

11-17-2007 2:16 PM

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clowns, clown, funny

BartendingBear says:

But they are nasty clowns. No clown-phobics, please!!

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11-17-2007 2:40 PM

mickfinn

This time of year of course, they each have another job as Father Christmas

11-17-2007 3:15 PM

alanocu

LOL! PG-13 & R-Rated clowns; what can ya do but laugh?

11-17-2007 8:38 PM

kkcapricorn

Is this the sequel to "Killer Klowns from Outer Space?"

11-18-2007 1:56 PM

zizzy

Clown #2, Giggles, made me think of the movie Shakes the Clown.

11-18-2007 8:06 PM

BartendingBear

Shakes was a great move. Dark humor pretty much as good as any and better than most.

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