The findings "fairly clearly show that monkey tool use involves the incorporation of tools into the body schema, literally as extensions of the body,"

Dude. No offense, but it's not nearly as complicated. The only tool that got mastered first was through masturbation. After that, everything else was a cinch!

hahahahahahaha Aces!

I love tools and I gotta admit this picture is strangely turning me on. I always get lost in the tool department at Sears.

I'm not allowed in the tool dept at Sears, esp with the checkbook

Ha Skwirl! My husband is not allowed to have my credit card (it's in my name only) and I foolishly gave it to him today!
Another random thought: Don't ever tell a lesbian you love power tools. They will chase you endlessly; not because they want you, but because they want your power tools!