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3-6-2009 1:32 PM
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"Step right up, folks. Buy some ordinary sea salt sold as Christian salt, then see the tattooed lady and the crab boy."
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3-6-2009 2:48 PM
Seosamh Dalzell
It can't be any more insane than kosher nut butters, or kosher anything else, for that matter. They're both equally insane.
3-6-2009 2:58 PM
BobbyRutan
One could go on and on with this one as a comedy act.

Replace kosher products with their christian equivalent.

Kosher Lox become Luthern Loved Lox.... etc.

Too bad there isn't Kosher Bacon so we could have Baptist Blessed Bacon.... ha!
3-6-2009 3:07 PM
boniface
I lived in Port Arthur, Texas, a long time ago, and I remember an evangelical preacher was thrown out of town, when he took the idea of the host, as "holy bread," to a new level. He started to "give," to those that donated the right amount, "holy hot dog buns, holy hamburger buns, and holy weiners." This is not what got him thrown out though. He finally got the heave-ho when he started to offer "holy shower curtains." He was discovered he had a whole warehouse of this stuff that he was planning on getting rid of, for donations.
3-6-2009 3:11 PM
bignosemousie
Kosher salt is used for koshering. The salt itself isn't any more or less kosher than table salt. Please some one correct me if I am wrong.
3-6-2009 3:23 PM
boniface
I think I remember something about Kosher salt not having additives like iodine in it.
3-6-2009 4:43 PM
wiccantexan
3-6-2009 5:10 PM
cptenaud
I`m selling the Devils own Cayenne pepper.
Any buyers?

You need not be atheist to purchase.
3-6-2009 5:23 PM
bignosemousie
In the movie Mall Cop, there is a hot sauce named The Devil's Crotch. It is not real, sadly. You might have a market there, cptenaud.
3-6-2009 7:50 PM
Jorjor
What do you do if you're not Episcopalian?
3-6-2009 8:32 PM
Oortcloud
I trump your Christian salt with Irit Lot-so-Salt - Serving the dining community since Saddam and Gomorrah.
3-7-2009 1:23 AM
tanyamm
How about good old cow salt. It comes in big cubes. I always liked the blue best and made sure I broke off a chunk where the cows hadn't licked yet.
3-7-2009 11:45 AM
Oortcloud
I feel forced to explain my clever comment (at least clever to me lol). Remember Lot's wife, Irit? She was commanded not to turn and look at the destruction of Saddam and Gomorrah? 'Irit "Lot"-so-salt?

I guess sometimes I only amuse myself
3-7-2009 11:49 AM
bignosemousie
Oortcloud, it is Sodom, not Saddam.
3-7-2009 12:01 PM
tanyamm
A your comment Oortcloud. (The 1st 1)
3-7-2009 1:21 PM
Oortcloud
Oops, you are right mousie. Thanks for the correction!
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