Rules for Males, as Dictated by Females


	Rules for Males, as Dictated by Females

Sheroug

5-18-2008 6:12 PM

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Sheroug says:

I'm glad everything is clear now

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5-18-2008 9:09 PM

debbyski

Sounds like a plan to me

5-19-2008 4:05 AM

righthand

Filed under 'rules for life' or comic?

5-19-2008 5:27 AM

michellezm

If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

I'll say.

5-19-2008 10:10 AM

Sheroug

Rules for life, but of course

5-19-2008 10:11 AM

tanyamm

Righthand, they're filed under "rules for life" and, they are carved in stone. (evil chuckle)

5-19-2008 11:13 AM

dakotayii

That is what Hillary said..

5-19-2008 2:19 PM

righthand

Ok, the 'rules for life' have it. No contest.

5-19-2008 3:20 PM

carrerinyes

So glad you understand, Righty!

5-19-2008 8:47 PM

tanyamm

Isn't it nice when they finally get it?

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