The Stupid Prize (warning: potentially disgusting)


	The Stupid Prize (warning: potentially disgusting)

Jaycer17

12-3-2007 9:00 AM

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funny, humor

Jaycer17 says:

This is just bad luck... right?

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12-3-2007 9:21 AM

dorine

Interesting site.

12-3-2007 9:37 AM

coconutshell

12-4-2007 9:11 AM

AtlLiberal

Great clip. Found the origin site interesting too.

12-4-2007 6:25 PM

markandcarolyn

Amazing and very funny. Should go in the Darwin awards. Apparently you can make 119 sheets of paper from recycled elephant dung, and YES, it is available on Ebay....

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