Michelle Omama and the secret Masonic symbols


	Michelle Omama and the secret Masonic symbols

foxyarse

9-28-2009 6:01 AM

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The swirling cellulite indentations revealed a complex
code of Masonic symbols dating back to 1773 and showed various connections between the Freemasons, slavery, Michael Jackson's death, and a previously unrecorded landing of UFO's in pre-1865 Harlem!

Author Dan Brown, falsely accused of selling a mish-mash theory, says he's felt vindicated by the news and cannot wait to see the photographic results showing the large ass-print. "Who knows, maybe there's a treasure map there too!"

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9-28-2009 6:04 AM

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Incredibly bad taste!

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