Terrorist attack on Golden Gate green-screened?


	Terrorist attack on Golden Gate green-screened?

masbury

6-2-2009 7:16 PM

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humor, satire

masbury says:

"until we are certain, I advise all Americans to stay alert. If digital imagery was not behind 5/16, there is still a 2,000-foot moth out there capable of creating a mushroom cloud that looks exactly like the one at Hiroshima."

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