George Carlin Qoutes On Religion


	George Carlin Qoutes On Religion

sitegeist

5-25-2008 4:47 AM

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humor, george carlin, lol

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I love George Carlin. He speaks my mind but much funnier.

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5-25-2008 12:00 PM

tanyamm

George Carlin is not afraid to say what a lot of people would like to say but are to afraid to.

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