Obama Lets Seniors Choose How to Die


	Obama Lets Seniors Choose How to Die

bferman

10-18-2009 8:28 PM

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bferman says:

From The Onion

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10-18-2009 8:31 PM

willhelm

Of course it is The Onion...Obama wouldn't let anyone "choose" anything.

10-18-2009 8:35 PM

bferman

Good point!

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