Who comes up with this stuff?

The child in most of us adults

Is this one of those Russian playground things?

Great blow up doll. 21st birthday? We are given "luna-tics" to give us enjoyment.

I don't have an inner child. I have an old hag who yells at me all day.

A co-worker once told me that the reason the really neat toys didn't show up until we were adults is because "...people like us grew up, went to engineering school and went to work for places like Hasbro and Mattel."

Not in this case, though.