101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers


	101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers
Newfman
5-5-2007 9:12 PM
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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.jasonbartholme.com/img/BF3C6F0F-D310-4240-BD2D-287C83F3C8EA" alt="annoying office worker" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Staple your reports in the wrong corner</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Put tape over the mouse optics</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Unplug a co-worker’s monitor</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Turn your earphones up all the way</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Burn popcorn in the microwave</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">“Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Turn up the beep volume of the copier</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Practice beat boxing</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Sing show tunes</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Slurp hot coffee during meetings</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Walk around the office barefooted</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Misplace peoples pens</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Insert a 3.5” disk before they turn on their computer</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Glue their mouse to the desk</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Leave an open can of tuna in their desk</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Turn up the contrast on their monitor</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Talk in a funny accent</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Use goofy event sounds for your programs</LI></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/1CF6D128-102F-47D0-A9DB-2EBC9FD86063/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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