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US Gov's new signs!
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8-17-2007 8:46 AM
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Fun ways to interpret the new signs, published by the US Government on their website.
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/e5359837-02af-4612-8e65-ced7636f5876/1E42E9C6-060B-4163-8953-6A5B4967CBCA/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/" href="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.nirvani.net</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><DIV>The US government has a new website, <A href="http://www.ready.gov/">http://www.ready.gov/</A>. 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Here are a few interpretations.</SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_dont_run.gif" /><BR /><I><SPAN>If you have set yourself on fire, do not run</SPAN></I></SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_shout.gif" /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><BR /><I><SPAN>If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.</SPAN></I></SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_open_door.gif" /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><BR /><I><SPAN>If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder</SPAN></I> </SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/bio_vis_substance.gif" /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><BR /><BR /><I><SPAN>If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.</SPAN></I> </SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_flashlight.gif" /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><BR /><I><SPAN>Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!</SPAN></I> </SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/vis_chem_wash.gif" /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><BR /><BR /><I><SPAN>The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.</SPAN></I> </SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_cover_nose.gif" /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><BR /><I><SPAN>Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.</SPAN></I> </SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/vis_chem_area.gif" /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><BR /><BR /><I><SPAN>Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.</SPAN></I> </SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><P class="MsoNormal"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><SPAN><IMG width="153" height="169" border="0" nosend="1" src="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/expl_vis_closed_door.gif" /><BR /><BR /><I><SPAN>If a door is closed, karate chop it open.</SPAN></I> </SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.nirvani.net/img/0892ABAE-2A54-43F4-A362-36453643DBE2" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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