Superman est toujours mon heros, n'importe son religion, qu'il est juif ou non.

"Il a ete juif" - (a short painful joke -)))

one guy is telling the other that Karl Marx said so&so ..
the other is telling him "you know he was a jew ?" ...
then the first guy goes on telling about Einstein that said so&so .. the other in response says "you know he was a jew as well..?".
So, he goes on telling that the great pianist Arthur Rubinstein said that.. so&so ... then the other interrupts him again & say:
"you know he was a jew as well" ...?!
The first guy got pissed-off, and gently shouted at the guy:
"stop it !! you know what Jesus said about this???" ...
So the other guy says:
"ahh ye, Jesus. you know also he was a jew ?!!" .....

nice one,sync!

Si la relativité se révèle juste, les allemands diront que je suis allemand, les suisses que je suis citoyen suisse, et les français que je suis un grand homme de science. Si la relativité se révèle fausse, les français diront que je suis suisse, les suisses que je suis allemand et les allemands que je suis juif.
- Albert Einstein

For our english speaking friends :

If relativity is proved right the Germans will call me a German, the Swiss will call me a Swiss citizen, and the French will call me a great scientist. If relativity is proved wrong the French will call me a Swiss, the Swiss will call me a German and the Germans will call me a Jew.
- Albert Einsten

great fun quote rwatuny ..