Laws of Cat Physics


	Laws of Cat Physics

Caleythia

7-23-2007 9:12 AM

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humour, cats

Caleythia says:

Amusing list for anyone who has ever lived with a cat. More at the source.

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7-26-2007 5:12 PM

Jorjor

Don't forget the infamous BFAD!

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