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Luv the toe tag.

Gruesome humor. Did you try CPR? Wasn't it so young and promising, was it? It's suppose to be healthy competition. I can't believe it! Of course, it's a fiction...

Wishful thinking don't you know!

It was supposed to be wise and experienced, but I guess Obama's new tricks are felling the old dog.

Indeed. The world wishes that the Bush/McSame inane/insane train stops once and for all.

Cause of death
Self-Induced Delusion of Grandure.

McCain: MEDIA UNFAIR!
1. YOU'RE NOT COVERING THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN'S DEATH!
2. HOW COME YOU ALWAYS SHOW HIS CAMPAIGN DOING THINGS AND MINE WITH A TOE TAG?
3. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FOCUS ON THE TOE TAG? CAN'T YOU SEE HOW NOBLY UNYIELDING MR CAMPAIGN'S STIFF REMAINS ARE? CAN'T YOU SEE THE VISION IN THOSE CALMLY UNWAVERING EYES? CAN'T YOU SEE HOW LITTLE HE IS AFFECTED BY WHAT LIVING PEOPLE SAY?
4. SINCE YOU WERE ON US ABOUT FLIP-FLOPS, WHERE ARE YOU NOW? THE CAMPAIGN ISN'T FLOPPING AROUND THE MOTEL ROOM, YOU KNOW. HOW COME YOU DON'T COVER THE REAL STORY?
5. NOW IT'S FINALLY TRUE THAT THE CAMPAIGN ISN'T TALKING ABOUT HIS POW YEARS.