Bush orders secret surveillance of Dems bathroom


	Bush orders secret surveillance of Dems bathroom

kkcapricorn

9-2-2007 5:35 PM

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kkcapricorn says:

A little bit of Sunday humor!

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9-3-2007 5:43 AM

righthand

You mean that it not been confirmed as true yet. Ha ha

9-3-2007 7:43 AM

syncopath

steps of security must be taken in these harsh times:
even one that just sit (no matter the room), is not necessarily innocent beyond any doubt !? ....

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