This is exactly what happens in Hospitals


	This is exactly what happens in Hospitals

thefoxalmighty

4-16-2007 8:29 AM

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thefoxalmighty says:

ha ha

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4-18-2007 2:42 PM

k9riley99

Fabulous and very funny, LOL

4-26-2007 10:45 AM

pink panther

That was pretty good! It made me laugh, thanks for the laugh! Have a good one yourself!

1-18-2008 12:36 AM

NursingSchoolsandJob

Hello, hello . . .

Is anyone there . . .

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