You have 3 browsers - Ie, Firefox & Opera

You use only one - firefox

You need an external harddrive to store your bookmark links at 2kb each

Your familiy photo is of the back of your head so people recognize you.

You have a mirror by your monitor so you can have a view of people when they talk to you.

Your kids always know where to find you.

In a boring meeting you wish you could switch to a new tab

You 'preshop' a store before going there so you can 'get it and get on back'

You can tell the gender of a poster on a message board by the style of their writing.

You have ONE screenname - for simplicity

Your screensaver is more Christmassy than your tree

Your desktop wallpaper is blac...

You have 3 browsers - Ie, Firefox & Opera

You use only one - firefox

You need an external harddrive to store your bookmark links at 2kb each

Your familiy photo is of the back of your head so people recognize you.

You have a mirror by your monitor so you can have a view of people when they talk to you.

Your kids always know where to find you.

In a boring meeting you wish you could switch to a new tab

You 'preshop' a store before going there so you can 'get it and get on back'

You can tell the gender of a poster on a message board by the style of their writing.

You have ONE screenname - for simplicity

Your screensaver is more Christmassy than your tree

Your desktop wallpaper is black because thats not where the action is anyway

You vaguely remember there is a kitchen in your house but you're not sure how to get there anymore.

Your last gas fillup cost you $1.589

You have 'worn out' more than one modem.

The phone service line to your house glows at night.