Atheists are nice people who will roast in hell, says Cardinal

tabsey

5-11-2008 11:42 AM

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tabsey says:

Nice, sane outlook. Hope he finds out soon the answer to his question.

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5-11-2008 12:02 PM

papananook

But he has such a nice costume!....an Idiot!

5-11-2008 12:49 PM

alanocu

"Blood-soaked pitch-fork"?

"Jesus and Beelzebub are already cooking something up for them?"

This isn't even biblical text. If the Cardinal is damning people to hell, he's not doing it properly.

If richarddawkins.net is trying to up the religious scoff factor, this just sounds made-up. But who I am to argue with a man smarter than me and has a science degree.

Well at least this gives us the opportunity to call each other idiots. Always the time I enjoy the most.

5-11-2008 1:13 PM

Kauaiguy

Theology sucks.

5-11-2008 8:19 PM

Socratoad

And where do priests with an inordinate fondness for alter boys go?

5-11-2008 10:38 PM

b2b1940

Come on! Make it more convincing!

5-11-2008 10:45 PM

sillysam

Well...I wouldn't call all atheists nice people. (joke)

5-11-2008 10:48 PM

wiccantexan

Another site besides the Onion that hits so close to home with satire....

5-12-2008 9:41 AM

Silkweaver

I am all for the satirical and cynical responses here. But let us not forget this man is outright dangerous to the prospect of sane humanity. I do not pop the clip, it need no further distribution.

5-12-2008 9:44 AM

wiccantexan

What man is dangerous? It's a satire piece.

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