If you're appalled that Obama voted against treating infants born after an abortion attempt the same medically as other infants born alive you...

If you were proud of your country even before Obama's candidacy you

If you oppose racial preferences in employment, school admissions and contracting you...

If you think "we are the change we've been waiting for" is a line from a Monty Python skit you...

If your grandmother isn't a "typical white person" you...

If you're not sure invading Pakistan is a particularly good idea—what with their nuclear weapons and all— you...

The tendency of Obama supporters to see racist impulses behind every criticism of their candidate has evolved into absurdity. Now even the first black president feels compelled to declare he's not a racist. By this measure, nearly every American is at risk of being branded a racist at some point in the campaign. To assess whether you're at risk just consult the list below ( apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

But you are definitely NOT racist if you adhere to a theology of black supremacism.

amen, and pass the Tylenol