A young Woman and a Texan..........


	A young Woman and a Texan..........
dakotayii
12-9-2007 10:37 PM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/2a7314a4-3fe1-4613-ab3f-774f48d0d003/26168ABD-2A70-460C-B1B7-B196041FE0B6/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true" href="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true" style="font-size: 11px;">docs.google.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P>In a crowded city , a beautiful young woman wearing
a tight mini skirt.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty="">As the bus stopped , she became aware that her skirt was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty="">Slightly embarrassed , she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't.
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty="">So, , she again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty="">Once again,  she could not raise her leg.
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty="">With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty="">About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the
bus.
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty="">She went ballistic and yelled , "How dare you touch my body!"
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_21dv2z2n&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1197257223808&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty=""><BR _moz_dirty="" />The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
were friends."</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/26168ABD-2A70-460C-B1B7-B196041FE0B6/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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