Bush Announces His Plan to Combat Illegal Immigrants and Terrorists


	Bush Announces His Plan to Combat Illegal Immigrants and Terrorists

kkcapricorn

7-20-2008 1:29 AM

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kkcapricorn says:

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

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7-20-2008 6:44 AM

debbyski

*LOL* Kappy, I luv your disclaimer.

7-20-2008 7:05 AM

Socratoad

Thanks for my morning smile kk

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