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Top 10 Surprising Things About Barack Obama
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5-1-2008 8:01 PM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/4f57e22e-74a1-4e2b-82e8-b5bb0795aea4/2C30FFDA-A8CA-4F52-A4CF-91CBA88C9E3F/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/01/barack-obama-on-late-show_n_99718.html" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/01/barack-obama-on-late-show_n_99718.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.huffingtonpost.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/01/barack-obama-on-late-show_n_99718.html"><P>Barack Obama will appear on the Late Show with David Letterman on Thursday night to read the Top 10 Surprising Things About Obama. Here's the list:</p> <BLOCKQUOTE>10. My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on the Hills. <P> 9. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich. </p> <P>8. When I tell my kids to clean their room I finish with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approved this Message." </p> <P>7. Throughout High School I was consistently voted "Barackiest." </p> <P>6. Earlier today, I bowled a 39. </p> <P>5. I have canceled all my appearances the day the Sex and the City movie opens. </p> <P>4. It's the birthplace of Fred Astaire (sorry that's a surprising fact about Omaha).</p> <P>3. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite, Colonel John.</p> <P>2. This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul. </p> <P>1. I have not slept since October.</P></BLOCKQUOTE></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/2C30FFDA-A8CA-4F52-A4CF-91CBA88C9E3F/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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5-1-2008
8:02 PM
alanocu
5-1-2008
8:02 PM
alanocu
5-1-2008
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ratilfar
5-1-2008
8:28 PM
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It's the birthplace of Fred Astaire (sorry that's a surprising fact about Omaha).
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