“My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading.”
- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
- Jack Nicholson

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady - and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
- Robin Williams

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
- Roseanne

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
- Billy Crystal

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
- Robert De Niro

“There’s

"Guilt is the existential edge of sex" - Norman Mailer

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady - and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

Repeat, in case you missed it the first time.

Actually, this might be repeated a number of times, both for the words and who said it. Obviously this fine women isn't responsible for her gobshite son.

Pity, maybe that she didn't give Senior one more blow job not to be forgotten. If only ...