The Ultimate Rejection of Refusal Letter


	The Ultimate Rejection of Refusal Letter

Tahnie

1-25-2008 2:04 AM

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Tahnie says:

I have /CRSD too! (Chronic Rejection Syndrome Disorder) Short for NQR. Not Quite Right

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<H1>The Ultimate Rejection Letter</H1>
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<P><PRE>Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 
Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
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