Ten ways to get kicked off a plane


	Ten ways to get kicked off a plane
CrazyRedHead
3-18-2008 6:30 AM
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3-18-2008 6:33 AM
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After a fine win over Cardiff last year, fans of Sunderland AFC boarded an
EasyJet flight in buoyant mood and sang the praises of their chairman in
time-honoured terrace fashion. In case you’re not a regular at the Stadium
of Light, the lyrics, to the tune of ’Ere We Go, ’Ere We Go, ’Ere We Go, are
as follows: “Niall Quinn’s disco pants are the best.
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They go up from his arse to his chest. They’re better than Adam and the Ants,
Niall Quinn’s disco pants.” EasyJet staff, unused to Wearside poetry, called
the police and had all 100 fans thrown off.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://travel.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/travel/article3552313.ece"><B>PAY INSUFFICIENT ATTENTION TO PERSONAL HYGIENE </B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://travel.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/travel/article3552313.ece">
A German man was chucked off a plane in Honolulu in 2006 for being excessively
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