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Hmmm,

is it just me? i could never imagine making a mess on the toilet seat and then leaving it for someone else to clean up, especially when that someone is a person who you are supposed to love and respect....

I would never ask my husband to pee sitting down, how degrading!

I think I have now heard of everything.Let's just completely turn men into women thereby letting them get engulfed by their feminine sides.Hey! What if we wear dresses too?

I once saw, in a mail order catalog, a small motor that could be attached to a toilet that automatically lowered the seat if it remained in the up position for more than five minutes.

While there's no natural imperative that demands that men pee while standing, in Austria and parts of eastern Germany, one of the worst insults you can cast at a man is to call him a sitzenpinkler - a man who sits down to take a leak.

i was once quite drunk and lay down to urinate...'bout a third landed on areas best left to the imagination. Having said that...i do recall putting the lid down afterwards.