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	What is Politics?

thisnamecantbetaken

4-10-2007 4:34 AM

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thisnamecantbetaken says:

Haha! So true...

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4-10-2007 5:34 PM

ivan5735

nice one lol.
politics, comes from two words,
poly meaning many,
tics meaning blood sucking parasites.

4-10-2007 10:52 PM

pokkets

Seems the only people that don't know this are politicians.

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                      Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all
                      the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives
                      most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call
                      the maid the working class, you are the people, and your
                      baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son? </DIV>
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                      Boy: I still don't understand dad.</DIV>
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                      Dad: Think about it for a while son. </DIV>
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                      wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in
                      and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell
                      his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but
                      she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the
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                      Son: Dad I understand politics now. </DIV>
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                      Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.</DIV>
                      
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                      the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored
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