You don't want meth using gay masseuses working the local airport bathroom stalls from losing their jobs, now do you!

"jerk us around by the gas nozzle"

Could he have in mind being jerked around by some part of his ample anatomy? Wonder which sex he'd prefer the jerking to be done by? Is there a fetish for sticking it in a gas tank? Explosive!

I think Larry "Airport" Craig knows exactly what nozzle he wants to be jerk around and depending on the foot taps how many boys will it take to do just that!

Yes, perhaps not a very apt use of words in his case.