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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Lawyer</B>: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?" </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Lawyer</B>: "What is your marital status?" </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>: "Fair."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; 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