what happens when you die?


	what happens when you die?

socorsan

1-3-2007 10:01 AM

270 views

tags:

life death me you lol funny

Add a Comment

Login to Comment. Not a member yet? Sign up

Related Clips

Dress Rehearsal for Mars

What Is Life?

St. Edith Stein

Does the Milky Way Influence Earth's Biodi...

The best jobs in life are free

The Life of Stars

The Red Hat Society

Today's Top Clips

visit the Top Clips page

View the Top Clips from January 3, 2007

Embed This Clip In Your Site...

<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/9977e7d8-65c3-41a8-af6b-963366212272/323BDA0A-8E8E-4F5B-87C1-B93FA3925078/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life%27s_Unanswerable_Questions" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life%27s_Unanswerable_Questions" style="font-size: 11px;">uncyclopedia.org</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life%27s_Unanswerable_Questions"><H2>What happens when I die?</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life%27s_Unanswerable_Questions"><P>We take your <A title="Wallet" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wallet">wallet</A>, <A title="Identity%20theft" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Identity_theft" set="yes">steal your identity</A> and run a <A title="Drugs" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Drugs">drug</A> ring out of your house. For years, we live off your life's savings and live the high life in <A title="Southampton" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Southampton" set="yes">Southampton</A>. Some fat guy cops off with your <A title="Boyfriend" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Boyfriend">boyfriend</A>/<A title="Girlfriend" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend" set="yes">girlfriend</A>/other half, and we sell your life story to the News of the World. <I>Then</I>, we tell your family you are in a <A title="Japanese" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Japanese" set="yes">Japanese</A> <A title="Prison" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Prison" set="yes">prison</A> where no visitors are allowed and there is nothing to eat but <A title="Rice" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Rice" set="yes">rice</A> cakes and <A title="Vinegar" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vinegar">vinegar</A>. Finally, we crash your car into the front of a police station and cover your granny's car in <A title="Custard" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Custard">custard</A>. Oh yeah, and we '<A title="Wank" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wank">recycle</A>' all your <A title="Porn" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Porn">porn</A> before sending it in a parcel to your family. 
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life%27s_Unanswerable_Questions"><P>But what would you care? You'd be <A title="Dead" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Dead">dead</A>.
</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/323BDA0A-8E8E-4F5B-87C1-B93FA3925078/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

Clipmarks: Home; New Clips; Top Clips; Dashboard

Popular Topics: News; Life; Science; Technology; Entertainment

Get Started: Sign Up; Install Clipping Tool; How Clipping Works; Clip-to-Blog™; ClipSearch

Tools and Resources: FAQ; ClipWeek; Top Clippers; Top Tags; Site Map

About Clipmarks: About Us; Contact; Blog; Copyright; Privacy; EULA

Search Options

Related Clips

Today's Top Clips