Witty Quotes Haven: All Witty Sayings

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Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
222.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
223.

Southern Medical Terminology: Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
224.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
225.

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
226.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
227.

"An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our Homeland." - Adolph H...

Witty Quotes Haven: All Witty Sayings

221.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
222.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
223.

Southern Medical Terminology: Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
224.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
225.

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
226.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
227.

"An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our Homeland." - Adolph Hitler
228.

Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
229.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
230.

windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition
231.

If you love something very much, give it away. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
232.

There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.
233.

I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head.
234.

Actual Housing Complaint: The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
235.

Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.
236.

Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
237.

Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business.
238.

Hell is paved with good samaritans.
239.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
240.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.