Biker's penis hit by lightning


	Biker's penis hit by lightning

dakotayii

2-17-2008 7:35 PM

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2-17-2008 7:36 PM

dulios

2-18-2008 1:05 AM

BartendingBear

There's a one-of-a-kind pick-up line hiding in this story someplace.

2-18-2008 6:34 AM

alanocu

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

I'm not even sure if I can even fathom this, but it must have blown his pants off.

2-18-2008 1:00 PM

cosmic_kitten1

...how striking.

2-18-2008 2:15 PM

carrerinyes

Aah those lightning rods...?
(sorry, couldn't resist)

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