Tiger Woods putts baby into diaper


	Tiger Woods putts baby into diaper

kmakice

12-13-2007 11:36 AM

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onion, satire, tiger woods, parenting, diaper, baby, technique, humor, golf, putter

kmakice says:

Ah, the Onion ...

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