Hillary Clinton's Tall Tale Generator


	Hillary Clinton's Tall Tale Generator

CrazyRedHead

4-9-2008 6:54 PM

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4-10-2008 1:29 PM

carrerinyes

I was sure it was only six planets she visited....?

4-10-2008 2:20 PM

ratilfar

Hillary Clinton knows if America goes black it won't ever go back.

4-10-2008 2:23 PM

ratilfar

Hillary first came into the public eye as a partially nude body double for Isabella Rossellini in Death Becomes Her (1992).

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