RODNEY DANGERFIELD


	RODNEY DANGERFIELD

swampfoxz

11-29-2008 4:11 AM

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swampfoxz says:

17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

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11-29-2008 6:02 AM

carrerinyes

11-29-2008 8:26 AM

BartendingBear

"I can't get no respect."

11-29-2008 12:04 PM

chestnut501

I miss him.

I became a big fan of his when I found out my ex couldn't stand him.

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