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The Ultra-Condensed Classic Books
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7-11-2007 12:52 PM
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Let's kill each other. </BLOCKQUOTE> <CENTER><B>Other Boys</B></CENTER> <BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah! </BLOCKQUOTE> <EM>(They do.)</EM> <P> </P><CENTER><B>THE END</B></CENTER></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/augustine.confessions.shtml" href="http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/augustine.confessions.shtml" style="font-size: 11px;">rinkworks.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/augustine.confessions.shtml"><H1>The Confessions of St. Augustine</H1> <H2>By St. Augustine</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/augustine.confessions.shtml"><CENTER><B>St. Augustine</B></CENTER> <BLOCKQUOTE> I was a bad boy. 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