Hilarious. Would have loved to be there for some of these.

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

This is a person truly after my own heart.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

^ To be fair, that one actually doesn't sound too stupid. Thinking of clothes or other equipment you don on your body as "gear" isn't that uncommon.

But that "Did you actually pass the bar exam?" one totally cracked me up.

45 years! hee.