Bee sends humans into panic


	Bee sends humans into panic

kkcapricorn

6-16-2007 6:41 PM

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humor, satire, bees

kkcapricorn says:

The buzz is that this bee is a survivor.

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6-18-2007 2:15 PM

Oortcloud

Like a herd of elephants running from a mouse? (though I think I read where this may be a myth?) Good laughs either way.

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