Mess with women and u will die :-D Part 1


	Mess with women and u will die :-D Part 1

hyorinmaru

5-9-2008 3:50 PM

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humor, joke, marriage

hyorinmaru says:

Many thanks to carrerinyes -a clipmarks user too.
Oh no, it's soo long; I have to cut...

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5-9-2008 4:30 PM

carrerinyes

5-10-2008 11:45 PM

merrie

...the female is the deadlier of the species

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