Armies of compassion? Would this be the same armies wanting to bring back the eye-for-an-eye, keep your servants in their place, brimstoning land of peace and happiness? So much choice now, mad mullahs in the east, nutty christians in the west, just need to the rest of the world's main religions to hop on the loopy bandwagon. But no doubt that will put me down as a heathen/infidel (tick as appropriate), and have either a crusade/jihad (again tick as appropriate) levelled against my fine person.

Armies of compassion?

Condoms will do a legion better.