Flatulence ban for club pensioner


	Flatulence ban for club pensioner

mickfinn

12-5-2007 6:49 AM

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12-5-2007 7:48 AM

tabsey

Why would you be a member of a club in which no one else farts?

12-5-2007 9:05 AM

mickfinn

I wouldn't join any club that had me as a member (apologies to G Marx)

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