5 Most Ridiculously Unjust Religious Afterlives


	5 Most Ridiculously Unjust Religious Afterlives
dulios
8-10-2008 4:36 PM
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8-18-2008 3:32 PM
tanjazaric
"it's all about your skull" , interesting and totally ridiculous
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/86a076f6-9605-46f9-a0f5-f48ab869dba0/38B17A55-98CF-4884-B49C-B10E41D6B148/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.cracked.com/article_16538_5-most-ridiculously-unjust-religious-afterlives.html" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16538_5-most-ridiculously-unjust-religious-afterlives.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.cracked.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16538_5-most-ridiculously-unjust-religious-afterlives.html"><H1>The 5 Most Ridiculously Unjust Religious Afterlives</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16538_5-most-ridiculously-unjust-religious-afterlives.html"><DIV class="Title2">Zoroastrians: Judged by Their Bridge-Crossing Ability</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16538_5-most-ridiculously-unjust-religious-afterlives.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/B6721022-8BA4-4915-9201-F0911A583C11" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16538_5-most-ridiculously-unjust-religious-afterlives.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/0828F9B9-D238-42B1-A82D-D2E9541BAFDE" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16538_5-most-ridiculously-unjust-religious-afterlives.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/BE6E9DBB-78D4-4F64-9F0D-40FD890E4C20" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16538_5-most-ridiculously-unjust-religious-afterlives.html"><P>Judgement is decreed by the individual's ability to cross the Bridge of Chinvat, the account keeper (a St. Peter type person). 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