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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/990ae619-ae66-407a-bb02-6949c8f72dc4/3A48832D-8944-4155-8C92-F0A26F17D37E/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/dc/blank.html?bn=1042.48&.intl=us" href="http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/dc/blank.html?bn=1042.48&.intl=us" style="font-size: 11px;">us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/dc/blank.html?bn=1042.48&.intl=us"><DIV dir="ltr"><BR clear="all" /><DIV> A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience she mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.</DIV><BR /><DIV> It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.</DIV> <BR /><DIV> In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip.</DIV><BR /><DIV> She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.</DIV> <BR /><DIV> Unfortunately, the blondes foot has become entangled in the stirrup.</DIV><BR /><DIV> She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again.</DIV><BR /><DIV> As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune.</DIV> <BR /> The Woolworth's Manager sees her and unplugs the horse.<BR />-- <BR />Thank you,<BR />Anurag Bhatia<BR /><SPAN id="lw_1218246816_0" class="yshortcuts">Timothy Leary</SPAN> - "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." </DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3A48832D-8944-4155-8C92-F0A26F17D37E/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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