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	Classroom follies

murieleileen

10-22-2009 11:48 AM

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funny, jokes, teachers, school, class, question

murieleileen says:

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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10-22-2009 2:03 PM

chestnut501

Harold is bad.

10-22-2009 4:06 PM

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